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A selection of jokes and humour to ‘lift’ your magazine, and make your readers smile
- Smile Lines Calming the storm Praying for wheels Show and Tell What would Jesus do? Some hymns for people over 50 Cure Polite Sidesman Family pride When you mix children and religion… Don’t delay Star-gazing Definitions Phonecall Some one-liners ** Calming the storm I was telling my children the story of when Jesus and the...Smile Lines (all) for April 2018
- Smile Lines ** Palms It was Palm Sunday, but because of a sore throat, young James stayed home from church with his grannie. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Johnny asked them what they were for. “People held them over Jesus’ head as He walked by,” his father told...Smile Lines (all) for March 2018
- Smile lines ** Editor: with Valentine’s Day in mind… Oops! Memory is what tells a man his wedding anniversary was yesterday. ** Listen My wife says I never listen, or something like that… ** Insanity Doctor: ‘Has there been any insanity in your family?’ Woman: ‘I’m afraid so. My husband sometimes thinks he’s the boss.’...Smile Lines (all) for February 2018
- Smile Lines Overheard on the wise men’s journey to Bethlehem “OK, we got the gold. We got the frankincense. We got the myrrh. Think we should also get something more practical, like nappies, maybe?” “I thought this was supposed to be a weekend trip… my wife is going to be furious.” “All this star-gazing from...Smile Lines (all) for January 2018
- Smile-lines Christmas cards The name of God…. Camels Paying for it Warning Christmas presents Virgin mother Where’s the baby? Red Prompting Angels, explained by children Turkey Christmas pageant Turkey says Christmas turkey Wiped out If you are travelling this Christmas, look out… Facebook Why Bethlehem? Christmas all year ** Christmas cards A friend of...Smile Lines (all) for December 2017
- Smiles Those amazing Children of Israel In Sunday School one morning young Joseph raised his hand and proceeded to ask a question that had perplexed him for some time. ‘There’s something I can’t figure out. According to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?’ ‘Right,’ said his teacher. ‘And the...Smile Lines (all) for November 2017
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